David Cameron has lost his bottle and put Sam Cam on the phone to Col Gaddafi.
Sam Cam.....Colonel, how are you, Samantha Cameron, that's right,Sam Cam.
What's that, May my waterhole never run dry, how sweet, thank you.
David is sending you ten tons of DDT, to help with the no-fly zone.
Yes. of course that's what he meant.
DDT is perfectly safe, kills ninety nine percent of all known bugs, ha ha.
The other one percent,er, it makes them blind, and they bump into things,
and fall down holes.
That will do for your tent, but you're worried about the girls.
Oh, the Virgin Bodyguard.
Ah, in name only.
Will another ten tons do.
May the desert wind never fill my virgina with sand.
Well thank-you for your concern Muamma, may I call you Muamma.
Look, you must come over to meet the Queen, when things have settled down.
May all my lovers be built like Arab stallions
What a lovely thought Muamma
In the meantime,how are things,you know, oil well wise.
You've had such a trying time with those awful rebel chaps.
You have your own kind of DDT,Oh jolly well done
Well nice speaking to you, night night muamma,sleep tight, Byeeeeeeeee.