Hey Shoepie Drop kick Richard Madely, can you do it live on air so I can have a peruse.
Aaron the answer to that is.....I so am.*grizzles*
8 things to do before you die. Page 2
1. see a lady's breasts
2. ask the lady if i can touch them
3. negotiate
4. marry the lady
5. touch breasts
6. have children
7. build rocket
8. go into space with virgins
Things I would like to do....
1. My own shoelaces (bloody arthritis).
2. The Conga (like a train across the floor).
3. Appear on Big Brother and say lots of racist things to finally get it off air for good.
4. Win the World Series of Poker.
5. Bump into Ashley Judd on a secluded nudist beach.
6. Fire Alan Sugar.
7. Be the guy who 'interviews' the Sun's Page 3 girls for their very informative 'News in Briefs' section.
8. Watch my son grow up to be happy and successful (thought I should throw in a more serious one).
Quote: charley rance @ June 8, 2007, 12:52 AM7. Grow one finger that is around 6" long and 2" thick.
What on earth could you do with a finger like that? I mean wouldn't it get in the way?
The only gloves that would fit would be rubber ones!!!
Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ June 8, 2007, 11:43 AM
2. Pass a law that legally obliges women to expose their breasts upon request.
You and me both mate! 
In no particular order...
1. Pass a law for men to drop their trousers and/or boxers on request.
2. Make sure family and friends are OK.
3. Become a `proper` writer, whatever that means!
4. Stop telling people I`m a natural blonde, when I was born with jet black hair.
5. Become a real `Girlie Pirate` (obviously).
6. Race in a Jap Car. I have a lousy sense of direction and feel the race track would be a natural home. I could happily go round and round and round and round with my foot down for hours!
7. Eat loads of choccie.
8. Drink loads and loads and loads and loads of wine.
1. Write a brilliant sitcom
2. Write a number 1 single
3. Write a Eurovision Song Contest winner - obviously not for Royaumme Uni
4. Give up work and have about 20 good years
5. Countdown & Carol Vorderman
6. See Great Wall of China
7. Visit Iceland
8. Meet my Soulmate (pass the sick bucket)
Quote: David Chapman @ June 8, 2007, 11:38 PM7. Visit Iceland
Well, things are looking up. It`s not quite as far as I thought!
My mum went there.
Did she enjoy it?
Bjork`s from there, she was on Joolz.
I am still there. In with the chicken nuggets. Chopped, diced yet shaped breast anyone???
Is it a lock in?
I once from Iceland put a spare lolly that was homeless & dangling precariously out of 1 packet into a new packet of lollies. Is that sort of theft.
Yes Jude it was a lock in. Its amazing the quality of breasts you get there.
I thought I saw you on crimestoppers.