DARKENED ROOM. A MAN IN A SUIT IS SAT IN A CHAIR UNDER A SPOTLIGHT
MAN: Look, I hate purity. I hate goodness. I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone corrupt.
LIGHTS GO UP TO REVEAL A BEAMING DAVID CAMERON, SAT AT A DESK OPPOSITE THE MAN
CAMERON: Bally well glad to hear it. Welcome to the cabinet! (SNAPS HIS FINGERS) George - take his coat and Willy, fetch this man some champagne.
ENDS
