Here's one from last week.
Dan
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MURDOCH BUY-OUT
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MILES:
Rupert Murdoch is a lot like Jordan. All over the newspapers and smells distinctly fishy. Our objections to his media control were surely planted in our heads by him in the first place. How long before he's setting his sights even higher?
ATMOS:HEAVEN
F/X:GATE CREAKING OPEN
MURDOCH:
Hey, God!!
GOD:
Oh, Christ Almighty. Howlin' Mad Murdoch. How did you get up here?
MURDOCH:
People in high places!
GOD:
What is it you want, exactly?
MURDOCH:
Well, I've realized the easiest way to control what people believe is ... well... to buy you out!
GOD:
O... kay...
MURDOCH:
If I own you, everyone will believe everything I want them to believe!
GOD:
What about free will?
MURDOCH:
Overrated. I mean, you've had trouble with that before, haven't you?
GOD:
(SIGHS) You're not wrong. That Ark business - talk about gross misunderstanding. Won't the Religion Commission have something to say?
MURDOCH:
Oh, don't worry about them. They just need a meaningless gesture that appears more important than it actually is. Like selling off the Church of England or something.
GOD:
It *would* be nice to work for someone else for a change.
MURDOCH:
Great!
GOD:
Just one thing...
MURDOCH:
Yes?
GOD:
This is a pretty big deal to arrange.
MURDOCH:
Oh, don't you worry about that. I've got access to the world's ultimate fixer.
F/X
HONE BEING DIALLED
MURDOCH:
Hey! (LAUGHS) You're a sun of a gun, Andy Windsor...
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