British Comedy Guide

It's a mystery to me I'm afraid... Page 6

Quote: Leevil @ March 7 2011, 6:05 PM GMT

James Cotter. Yes, I know he's an ingenuously cutting edge performer with an acting range as wide as your mommas legs. But I just don't get why he is so popular and fawned over. Being a great performer with dashing looks is one thing but what else is there?

He is a comedy God and we should be bloody well grateful that He deigns to occasionally grace us with His presence. While most of us are struggling to attain mediocrity, Cotter has already reached the stars and can only go higher.

Quote: zooo @ March 7 2011, 6:20 PM GMT

Clubbing.

Quite. Pointless to go out for an overpriced drinking session at places with deafening music and surly bouncers, unless seeking sex.

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 7 2011, 8:45 PM GMT

Britain's'/Australia's/America's Next Top What F*cking Ever.

Indeed. Are you familiar with the band Chumbawamba? One of their more recent albums has the rather lengthy title of: The Boy Bands Have Won, and All the Copyists and the Tribute Bands and the TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture to Be Shaped by Mimicry, Whether from Lack of Ideas or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try to Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother's Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don't Just Regurgitate Creative History, or Hold Art and Music and Literature as Fixed, Untouchable and Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try to 'Guard' Any Particular Form of Music Are, Like the Copyists and Manufactured Bands, Doing It the Worst Disservice, Because the Only Thing That You Can Do to Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It's Over, Then It's Done, and the Boy Bands Have Won.

Right - I haven't read all these but what I really can't get is the whole Simon Cowell industry.

Why does anyone watch this rubbish? It's only all about him. How many people have made long time careers with him? It's just car crash TV and a total waste of your time. Why?????

Quote: chipolata @ March 7 2011, 10:04 PM GMT

Seth Rogan movies.

There's been some good ones.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 8 2011, 9:21 AM GMT

There's been some good ones.

There certainly have. It just bemuses just how many massively succesfully ones there are.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2011, 10:06 PM GMT

I'm the membership secretary

The peeled membership.

Quote: Kenneth @ March 8 2011, 6:22 AM GMT

He is a comedy God and we should be bloody well grateful that He deigns to occasionally grace us with His presence. While most of us are struggling to attain mediocrity, Cotter has already reached the stars and can only go higher.

Very true :P

Natalie Portman, especially after seeing her limited bland Oscar winning performance in Black Swan.

Horrible actress and an awful film.

Keira Knightly

Why disabled people sometimes get cheaper theatre tickets and free carparking

Keira Knightly

Top Gear

Coffee. F**king horrible stuff. Ghastly American obsession, transferred to this needy isle.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 8 2011, 3:33 PM GMT

Coffee.

Quote: Griff @ March 8 2011, 4:36 PM GMT

When you go to see a band and they have the embarrassing bits where the singer stops singing and gets the audience to do it instead. Always cringeworthy. Especially when they do that call and response "Yeah" "- Yeah!" "Whoa" "- Whoa" thing. Ugh.

That reminds me of another thing I don't get. Why do singers think it's ok to mime?

Quote: Griff @ March 8 2011, 5:03 PM GMT

I'm off to see the Knightley in her new play soon. (Really, it wasn't my idea). I will report back on whether she is a charismatic wonder, or, as I suspect, a plank of balsa wood.

Let me know if she closes her mouth.

Blackberries and fancy phones.
They've gone too far.

Dear dear Larry Olivier & Dear dear Johnny Mills and one or two others of that ilk.

Never got the hype myself

Why women wear leggings. Godawful things which flatter nobody.

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