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Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 11 2011, 8:24 AM GMT

The appeal of fake breasts. They're very often bloody obvious and 'orrible.

:O Lucas has a new lady in his life!

Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2011, 8:59 AM GMT

:O Lucas has a new lady in his life!

I wish.

I mean, no, I love being single. *ahem*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 11 2011, 8:24 AM GMT

The appeal of fake breasts. They're very often bloody obvious and 'orrible.

I agree. But then I'm not their target audience.

Cushions.

Foster's

Quote: roscoff @ March 11 2011, 1:30 PM GMT

Cushions.

Is that prompted by the "fake breasts" discussion?

:| Big cushions on beds, and dogs in coats.

Nightclubs.

Golf.

Modern so-called 'R n B' music.

Jordan and her ilk.

Jamie Oliver and his ilk.

Ilks.

and Elks for that matter.

Though technically that should be Elk.

:( Wasps?

Quote: dellas @ April 12 2011, 2:29 AM BST

:( Wasps?

There's an old Top Tip in Viz comic that explains why God put wasps and empty cigar tubes on this earth.

Quote: dellas @ April 12 2011, 2:29 AM BST

:( Wasps?

Yes, the bast*rds scare the living shite out of me. As do all stingy bast*rds.

:D Yes! and stingy bastards, traffic wardens >_<

Willma!!!!!!

So funny.

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