So obscure, they didn't even mention it in a one-liner, so they were never going to do a whole sketch. So, I'll inflict it on you lot instead.
Dan
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ASBO Bambi
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MILES:
Like with English football fans, Scottish ministers have agreed to destroy an invasive species of deer if it dares cross the border. Muntjac deer damage crops, presumably of fried Mars bars, and cause almost as many road accidents as travel agent posters featuring women in bikinis.
F/X:BIRDS CHIRPING, BEES BUZZING GENERAL OUTDOOR SUMMER NOISES
V/O:
In the depth of the forest, dawn was breaking. The air was still and blue with mist. The faint, silvery sound of a distant waterfall was the only noise to be heard.
F/X:WATERFALL
V/O:
It was utterly harmonious. But then, one summer's day, it all turned sour.
ATMOS:MALEVOLENCE
F/X:HIGHLY REVVED CAR COMES IN FROM DISTANCE, CRAZY SHOUTING.
V/O:
ASBO Bambi!
F/X:CAR SHOOTS PAST, LOUD HIP-HOP PLAYS. SQUEALS TO A STANDSTILL. HORN BEEPS
BAMBI:
Oi, move it, you old biddy!
THUMPER:
Yo, Bambi! Respeck yo' momma!
BAMBI:
You iz a big pussy, Thumpa!
THUMPER:
I ain't. How do you think I got this name? And anyway I is a rabbick! (BEAT) Move it, you ol' biddy!
BAMBI'S MUM:
You boys should learn to tolerate your elders.
BAMBI:
I dun't care about this skanky ho', blud. I run 'er ova'!
BAMBI'S MUM:
Oh!
F/X
OUND OF DEER BEING RUN OVER
BAMBI:
Pull yo' hoodie up, dude. They 'az CCTV, innit?
F/X:CAR SQUEALS OFF
V/O:
ASBO Bambi. Feel the fear...
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