The Leevil Show 1

INT. BAR - DAY

LEEVIL SITS AT A TABLE, FACING TOWARDS THE DOOR.

THE BAR DOORS SLOWLY OPEN TO REVEAL THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, WHO WALKS IN. HER LONG GOLDEN HAIR HALOS IN THE SUNBEAMS BREAKING THROUGH THE WINDOW. SHE HAS A BODY TO DIE FOR. NO MAN COULD RESIST HER.

LEEVIL
Wow, she's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. God himself could not do a better job. A thousand poets, could write for a thousand years and still not come close to describing her beauty.

LEEVIL WITH BOTH HANDS, RAISES A HUGE SANDWICH TO HIS MOUTH. HE TAKES IN A DEEP BREATH AND THEN TAKES THE BIGGEST BITE.

LEEVIL (CON'T)
(Mouthful)
Oh, it's heaven.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WALKS OVER TO LEEVIL AND SMILES.

LEEVIL (CON'T)
(Swallows)
Yeah, can I have some ketchup please?

END

That was me that handed you the Ketchup wasn't it. Eh?

Loved it!

Very visual, very funny and a great punchline too.

You're saying you would rather eat the sandwich?

I like this sketch very funny.

What would you rather have? Charley or a sandwich?

Lol, thanks everyone.

A Charley sandwich.

You can get charley-sandwiches?

Nice sketch Lee...

Yeah good that, something like that happened to me but I had the women..... *starts crying* god I wish I had the sandwich!

Well, there's nopthing wrong with a boy being in love with his mother.

I kinda knew you weren't talking about the woman that entered, but the sandwhich caught me by surprise. Good stuff.

Thanks.

You could run into some problems with this visually. If he's talking about the sandwich then he would have to be looking at it and not the beautiful woman. Perhaps you could have his gaze in line with the sandwich and the woman, but the sandwich out of shot until he raises it up to take a bite.

You can extend the sketch to a series with gags lik 'you looking at my bird?' 'can i have a shot of vodka' (gives him vodka in syringe) etc

Conclusion: Leevil's gay.

Lol, what you all don't know is the woman is a tranny

I LOVE SANDWICHES!