Happy birthday to BCG's number one polymath.
A writer, actor, director, wit, bon viveur, man of a 1000 faces, man of a 1,000,000 voices, a chameleon who is always unmistakable, bear wrestler, badger insulter, friend of the good, enemy of the bad, space commander and astronaut.
Happy birthday and best of British in your many up and coming projects,
Happy birthday, Master Cotter!
(How do you know these things, Sooty?)
I'm his agent.
His secret agent
Sootyj 006.5 license to bullshit.
Happy Birthday, James!
Happy Birthday, James! All the best, hope you've had a good day.
Heppy boithday JC!
Happy Birthday James.
Happy Birthday big man.
Happy Birthday! 
Happy Birthday Mr C.
Happy Birthday buddy.
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday man!
Hey Cotter-Man, happy birthday dude. 