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I'll kill spiderman

BOB IS TRYING TO PUT HIS MISCHEVIOUS SON ALBERT TO BED HE IS 6 AND WEARING SPIDER MAN PYJAMAS.

BOB
Go to bed Albert!

ALBERT
Shan't you can't make me you big fart face.

BOB
Fine that's it I'm going to kill Spiderman if you don't go to bed.

ALBERT
Shut up you can't kill Spiderman you bumface.

BOB
Right that's it!.

BOB FLICKS ON THE DVD PLAYER IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM(SUBTELY WITH A REMOTE CONTROL), IT PLAYS A SCENE OF BOB DRESSED UP AS SPIDER MAN STRUGGLING APPARENTLY TIED TO A CHAIR.

ALBERT
No daddy let spider man go!

BOB
Now you call me Daddy? It's too late you've been a very naughty boy.

BOB FIRES A CAP GUN AT THE DVD PLAYER THE DVD JUMPS TO THE NEXT SCENE, BOB DRESSED AS SPIDER MAN APPARENTLY TIED TO A CHAIR STRUGGLING WITH A BIG FAKE LEG WOUND WITH LOADS OF KETCHUP.

ALBERT
Waaah let Spiderman go daddy!

BOB
Shut up Albert, he'll live.

SCENE2

BOB IS SPEAKING TO HIS BOSS FRANK IN FRANK'S OFFICE

BOB
And the stupid little sod really thought it was Spiderman.

FRANK
Very interesting, but we're here about your rubbish standard of work.

BOB
Oh really what are you going to do about it?

FRANK FLICKS ON A DVD PLAYER ALBERT IS TYED UP IN A CHAIR ON THE SCREEN
FRANK POINTS A CAP GUN AT THE SCREEN

FRANK
I kill your son.

BOB FIRES A CAP GUN AT THE DVD AND SECRETLY PUSHES THE DVD REMOTE CONTROLI

Wrote this months ago, I liked it

I liked that in a strange sort of way.

I had to climb through your bloody dyslexia to get to the end. But it was pretty good if not a little too dark. I'd like to see the same joke, different scenario.

Oh was my dyslexia that bad?

Oh well.

It probably wasn't that actually. Some of the dialogue didn't flow though. It doesn't fall off the tongue. But it doesn't matter, it's a good sketch and if you were to have filmed it, hopefully these things would've ironed themselves out.

yeh scene 2 is all kind of clunky

Scene 1 definitely was the better of the two.

I really liked this idea, but I'm not sure what's happening at the end.

OK, now I've thought about it, is it that the dad calls his boss's bluff and "kills" his own son?

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