BOBBY BALL- "I HAD SEX WITH TIGER"
Just as many people thought the revelations of tigers sex life may have dwindled of late, out comes one half of eighties comedy duo Cannon and ball. Bobby ball (66) confessed while opening the latest chain of Ann summers stores in bogna Regis, "yes me and tiger got it on, as I am a fan of golf and an avid player, I asked tiger for an autograph and when he duly obliged I couldn't resist his charms and we instantly fell for one another, we spent time holding hands on the beach and we went to watch jimmy tarbuck in rhyl, we had so much fun.... I declare Ann summers open." We tried to ask Tiger what he thought of these revelations and to our utter astonishment; he agreed to tell us everything... Well some of it. "We met and it was blissful, we made love in front of the TV while watching my Krankies DVD collection and ate yogurt together, but we couldn't go on after that I knew it would ruin my career if they found out I had an affair with an ex eighties comic with big hair and braces." At present we cannot divulge anymore information but will let you know if anything changes.
