Zombie farce

A WRECKED KITCHEN BROKEN WINDOWS, A HALF EATEN LABRADOR LIES ON THE FLOOR

A ZOMBIE MILKMAN IS SHAGGING A ZOMBIE HOUSE WIFE IN A NEGLIGEE ON THE FILTH STREWN TABLE

ZOMBIE HUSBAND OOV
Eurrgghh!

ZOMBIE WIFE SHOVES ZOMBIE MILKMAN INTO A CUPBOARD

ZOMBIE HUSBAND WALKS IN

ZOMBIE WIFE
Uuuurggh!

ZOMBIE HUSBAND AND ZOMBIE WIFE KISS

ZOMBIE HUSBAND LOOKS SURPRISED LEANS DOWN AND PICKS SOMETHING UP OOV

ZOMBIE HUSBAND OPENS CUPBOARD WHILST ZOMBIE WIFE LOOKS ON AGHAST

ZOMBIE HUSBAND SEE'S THE ZOMBIE MILK MAN

HE WAVES WHAT HE JUST PICKED UP IN ZOMBIE MILKMAN'S FACE

IT'S ZOMBIE MILKMAN'S ROTTED OFF COCK.

Do zombies drink milk?

Yes everyone drinks milk

What about fish? You seen a fish drinking milk? Come to think about it. You seen a fish drinking?

Are they even milkmen nowadays? I haven't seen one in years.

As for the sketch, it's not as good as your original. I can hear the zombies sounding a little like the cavemen in Armstrong & Miller. "Eurrooooow" being Hello etc.

I like this zombie theme.

Sung to the Tune of Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs

Cause you sulked on that thread
While the forum is dead
And I've enjoyed your stuff
Ever since I was Fred

There was nothing to read
except this short Zombie Wheeze
Which was 4 pages back
have you been quite Busy??

Sooty Sooty Sooty Sooty?
Is your spellcheck still kappuutty
Can you still write them in a Jiffy?
Though your punctuations iffy.

Due to Cotter & Pearce
Critique will be Shut
But can Joel save the day
With his Satire & Smut

'Cause there's nothing that's worse
Than no sketches to read
When we're all ruled by C**ts
& there's shit on TV

[Chorus]

Could it be, could it be
That you've got OCD And you're writing a sketch as we speaeeeaaak

Fade to Middling

This c**t is defeated
Baby I know my sketches are the weakest
But when it come to being funny I'm averse
When it come to laughing I've grown quite perverse
Genrally now in critique I'm snide
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
And I'm sure to shit in the comedy pie
And if you want I'll try to luagh again
Sunny I'll try to laugh again but I know

This perverse c**t is defeated
Baby I know the worst c**t is the weakest
But when it come to being plucky he's reversed
When it come to laughing I;m in a herse

I still want Sun by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
But I'm sure gonna give you a try
'cause if you want I'll try to laugh again
Sun I'll try to laugh again but I know