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Sketch 1 - Miles Jupp App
Miles - Working for the BBC is not a great money spinner - I've had to stop buying razors. So to supplement my income I'm releasing my own app. The Miles Jupp App - as you can see I was first in line for creativity. I'll show you how it works now, like dragons den, except there's no crazy ugly fellow downstairs, although they are a couple in the audience. The problem with most apps is that they lose their shine very quickly, much like a Lady GaGa song. However I have found a growth industry : Celebrities making inappropriate comments. In recent months we have seen no less than three BBC presenters air Freudian slips - they're like nip slips but funnier, and oddly more arousing, Top Gear presenters the small, the old, the repressed homosexual and James May and Jeremy Clarkson insult Mexicans and more recently Bono endorsing a political song about killing farmers. (hums heroic sounding music) Enter Miles.
Man - The problem with Mexicans is
Miles - (interrupting/stretching out words to fill the space of full sentence) they're lovely
Man - Next the culture secretary who's a complete
Miles - (interrupting) box set of Blackadder
Man - (irish) I really like the song shoot the b
Miles - (interrupting) ankers. (pause) The Miles Jupp App putting the acceptable in inacceptable. Available now for 9.99
Man - 9.99?! that's fu
Miles - (interrupting) nctional and cheap
Sketch 2 - What Women Don't Want
V/O - Coming soon to a cinema near you. A man with a country on his shoulders and lust in his loins
Man - (Italian accent) I'm the Prime Minister of Italy and I take my job very serious- hey pretty lady you want a job in my cabinet?
V/O - From the star of Breakfast at Tiffiney's, Confessions of a politician and more recently Little Women
Man - (Italian accent) I'm a 74 year old billionaire who looks like Dale Wintons' Granddad and you think I pay for sex!
V/O - His love is women. His life is women. His demise - well you see where I'm going with this
Man - (Italian accent) I don't respect women? Check my bank account and you'll see I love women!
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