This weeks rejects any advice welcome
- Message for Mr Jupp. I can't say too much because of doctor patient confidentiality but please phone us back because you have something that rhymes with splamydia
- Miles, stop putting your own brand of crisps on my shelves pretending to be a part of the comic relief four. No one wants Ketc-jupp crisps
- Reports say the NHS are failing to care for the elderly. That's not true I've been sat in A and E for 2 days and I'm 27
- A councilor who called an Asian colleague a coconut is standing down in May. Well she's bounty
- Berlusconi is getting a sex change he loves women so much he's becoming one it's- Oh no wait it says sex charge
- Berlusconi is facing trial for a sex charge, guess he is paying for his sex life
- Apparently three quarters of Britons gambled last year, the others voted for labour