British Comedy Guide

Zombie pet shop

A PET SHOP IN DISARRAY COVERED IN BLOOD AND SHIT ETC
THE CAGES ARE FULL OF ZOMBIE, HAMSTERS, GOLD FISH, CATS ETC
A ZOMBIE STANDS BEHIND THE COUNTER
A SECOND ZOMBIE ENTERS CARRYING A COVERED BIRD CAGE

ZOMBIE1
Uuuurrrggghh

ZOMBIE2
Euurggh

ZOMBIE 2 PULLS THE COVER OFF OF THE CAGE INSIDE THE CAGE IS A VERY MUCH ALIVE PARROT

PARROT
Give us a kiss, give us a kiss.

ZOMBIE1
Euurrrgggh.

:D

You know I'd be here as soon as I saw Zombie in the title. Enjoyed it thoroughly.

Love it!

Nice inversion. Clever stuff.

Very good, soots!

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Thanks you guys except for Will Cam, the semite.

Yup, enjoyed this one.

Nice sketch. :D

Good idea, Judas!

Daft, but I like it.

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