There once was a young man called Sooty
Who's Birthday drinks clashed with the footy
I ignored the cup
& took myself up
In case the old b**tard got snooty
Happy Birthday Sootyj Page 10
Quote: George Kaplan @ 16th February 2014, 10:20 PM GMT
Feel a bit guilty that I'm giving Sooty nightmares on his birthday though. keewik brought up the "Z" word first.
Now you've made me feel I'm an evil bastard! 
Just sharing the guilt/blame. 