Happy birthday you old git you 
Happy Birthday Sootyj
A very happy birthday, Joel. 
Happy Birthday ..have a good one
Many happy returns Joel; keep them coming.
Happy birthday to the BCG Mozart! 
Happy birthday you crazy, crazy rainbow.
Happy Birthday!
Many Happy Returns, Sootyj.
Bo.
Thanks all
nb a poem from a much missed former member on an earlier birthday of mine
Joel Soetendorp
He's our favourite Jew
Who's very expressive
More vice than virtue
A manic depressive?
He's extremely prolific
Skits by the bucket
His verbal slapstick
Like, arse, c**t and f**k it
He's frequently slated
By people who wish
His skits were translated
From Sooty to English
In one of his skits
Three characters say
'We're all c**ts
and probably gay'
Rumours abound
(If not, they will now)
He successfully mated
With Aaron in Slough
Seriously, though
He's a style all his own
Straight to the jugular
Or cut to the bone
He's The People's Assassin
Street Writer Supreme
But his fans never kiss him
'Cos they know where he's been
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Happy Birthday, Sootyj
Morrace
Happy Birthdaaaay!
Not a great deal?
Anyone fancy going out for a drink in the next week or two?
Help save me from that final terminal danger wank.
Quote: sootyj @ February 16 2011, 11:01 AM GMTHelp save me from that final terminal danger wank.
I had one of those. Over-rated.
Happy Birthday Soots!
Have some sex on me.
Happy Birthday!