Hello all,
The spelling of meat was no error. I thought I would let you imagine how a cannibal greets his dinner prospect.
I am a new stand up comic and also a new comedy writer. Well 'new' to the world not to me. All my life people have said to me 'you think you are really funny don't you?' to which I reply 'actually, yes I do' so there you go. I have been steered here.
When my careers teacher asked me what I wanted to do at school I did not know. All my life I have done jobs I did not like until I realised that the only thing I enjoy is taking the piss and swearing. So inspired by this revelation I am diving straight in.
I write sketches and gags. Topical comedy is what I love doing. I am also a stand up comic and write sketches and parody songs for a couple of theatre groups. I would love to know how to contact comedy shows like 'have I got news for you' and Johanthan Ross etc. The trouble with topical comedy is that it is topical. By the time I can get a piece through it will be last weeks news and out of date. Any advice or suggestions on how to overcome this obstacle will be welcome.
I love The Office, Life of Bryon, Spinal Tap etc. If you want a gag and you don't mean the S&M kind I am your man. (except I am female) It doesn't have the same ring if I say 'I am your woman' although that would be a good title for a country and western song so Dolly Parton if you are reading this you can have it. My gift to you Dolly.