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Quote: sootyj @ February 12 2011, 6:19 PM GMT

I think beards on women could be quite sexy.

Sometimes a light downy moustache on a lady can be endearing.

It's like that scene from Game On, "Really dark hairs".

12 hours worth of stubble looks good on me, but after that it's just too thick. I went seven days without shaving when I had a flu a few years back and I looked a real tramp.

As opposed to a false tramp???

Actor types - is it possible to get a fake beard that looks good,isn't too long,and can be taken on and off dead easy?

Yes but it needs to be a proper one and you need special glue to affix it

Are you planning a new career as a hirsute vigilante?

Yes but is this special glue easy to apply and remove? Ie I don't want to be sat there for half an hour.

Yes it's usually alcohol soluble

Dyou want like, realistic? How long? They make quite a lot of good ones now that just go on with elastic.

Scatterbrained Floozy: Secret Beard Wearer.

Quote: Leevil @ April 7 2011, 10:41 PM BST

Scatterbrained Floozy: Secret Beard .

It's sweet what some people do for their true loves

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 7 2011, 10:35 PM BST

Dyou want like, realistic? How long? They make quite a lot of good ones now that just go on with elastic.

One that looks like my Avatar Scats. So quite short.

:D Just spotted a bearded squirrel in garden!, its running off with scathe?...

Quote: dellas @ April 8 2011, 6:55 AM BST

:D Just spotted a bearded squirrel in garden!, its running off with scathe?...

A what?? I thought there was only 2 types of squirrel.

I am in a permanent state of stubbly cheeks.

This is 50% due to the fact that I can't get a close shave, and 50% due to the fact that I am a pasty faced fugly bloke. So, in some ways I hope it makes me look a little bit less scary, but I'm sure in reality it just makes me look like a fithy hobo.

Still, my girlfriend likes it. Or so she says.

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