Usual mistake of forgetting to put in a Miles' line -- amateur!
Anyway, this didn't get in.
Dan
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PALACE
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V/O:
Coming soon: a classic reimagined. A story of a family's wealth leading to troubles. Leading to misery. Leading to *disaster*!
GRAMS: 'DALLAS' INTRO STARTS UP.
V/O:
'Palace'!
GRAMS: MAIN 'DALLAS' THEME KICKS IN
V/O:
Tales of debauchery and relentless partying!
PHIL:
Her parents are party planners for goodness sake! Can you imagine Wills in such a dysfunctional family?
LIZ:
(DEADPAN) No, that really would be something. Harry! Take off that ridiculous costume!
HARRY:
I will if you will.
LIZ:
I'm the queen, Harry. This is how I dress.
HARRY:
What about grandad?
LIZ:
He's right, Phillip. Take off the frock.
V/O:
Fighting to keep away an out-of-control ex-daughter-in-law and perpetual hanger-on.
F/X
RNAMENTS CLANGING ON THE GROUND
FERGIE:
(SNORT) Hahaha! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You rarlly, rarlly can't control me anymore!
F/X
MASHING ORNAMENTS
LIZ:
We'll do what we bloody well like! We're the Royal barons in this town!
F/X: WINDOWS SMASHED
FERGIE:
I won't do a darn thing you say!
LIZ:
I demand you go on holiday this week. *Again*!
VIOLENCE STOPS
FERGIE:
Okay. Toodle-pip!
V/O:
And the long-awaited return of the forgotten son!
LIZ:
Andrew!
EDWARD:
I'm Edward, Mother...
LIZ:
Oh, I can never tell you two apart. Keep your wife under control!
EDWARD:
It's ex-wife. And I'm Edward, *not* Andrew...
LIZ:
Tomayto, tomato...
V/O:
'Palace'! Coming to a sovereign state near you... now!
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