Tony Cowards
Saturday 12th March 2011 1:46pm
Wiltshire
1,762 posts
My hastily knocked out rejections this week were (all Apps/Voxpops);
If Gaddafi wants to sort out this uprising why doesn't he arrest this Ben Gazi chap I keep hearing so much about?
So, the Government are going to "simplify" the State Pension, I assume that's in the same way they've "simplified" the number of troops we have?
ASDA have launched their own dating website, which is okay as long as you want to go out with someone called "George"... and don't mind them tapping you twice on the backside.
Which media organization is Sir Alex going to stop talking to after thieir bad result against Liverpool? My money's on CBeebies.
Apparently George Lucas is going to re-release "The Phantom Menace" in 3D, so that's another dimension it can suck in, great.
Charlie Sheen, the layer of sweat you get from taking too many class A drugs.
Apparently Police tried to text killer Derrick Bird to get him to stop, surely tweeting someone called Bird would've been a better idea.
According to officials, "Too much snow", grounded Heathrow flights earlier this year, something which could also be said for Charlie Sheen's career.