British Comedy Guide

The world's stingiest time traveller, Newsjack

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BARRACK OBAMA IS GIVING A SPEECH HE FALLS TO THE GROUND SHOT AND MORTALLY WOUNDED

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THE SECRET SERVICE FIND THE SNIPERS NEST, THERE IS A RIFLE, A TICKET TO TEHRAN AND A COPY OF THE KHORAN

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PRESIDENT ALMAJILABAD IS GIVING A PRESS CONFERENCE HE IS SHOT AND MORTALL WOUNDED

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THE EARTH FROM A DISTANCE NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS, MUSHROMM CLOUDS AND MISSILES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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THE WORLD'S STINGIEST TIME TRAVELLER IS TYPING SOMETHING UP ON A COMPUTER IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY, HE HAS A SNIPER RIFLE LEANING AGAINST HIM

HE CROSSES OFF SOMETHING ON HIS LIST IT READS

"Change the future, write a sketch about it and submit to Newsjack"

Sorry Sooty, don't like this one. No real joke in it at all. Had hoped the Obama assassination might lead to something like "no black president has ever survived his term in office" or something, but nothing seemed to happen. Seems like you're trying too hard (he says, remembering his own Star Trek sketch....)

I think it's BCG satire.

It's a very nice sketch for Newsjack's visual section...

Dan

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