£5 to enter for a £50 prize? That's bollocks.
Mummy why is that man talking to his hand?
He's a ventriloquist and probably a mental run along now!
Ventriloquists are maybe half a step up the ladder of loathing from clowns.
Gottles Of Geer
Guck Foo
Is that what they're actually called?
Hello captain shits his pants?
(loud farting noise)
Did you just shit yourself?
No that was you, you child frightening, loose bowled weirdo. You became a ventriloquist so each one of your sad wanks in the bed and breakfast could be a pretend blow job.
You're so mean to me.
You deserve it.
Nina Conti is crying....
The only way I can see Sootyj's sketches being any more bizarre is by being performed by a dummy - go for it man!
By a dummy
you volunteering?
COs you're a dummy
ha!
Quote: Griff @ February 10 2011, 12:32 PM GMTOn the other hand wouldn't it be quite hilarious to see a vent doing one of your sketches?
Didn't you see the stuff with Cotter?
*sniggers*