A couple of quickies
THE GARAGE
1. EXT SMALL GARAGE. A MECHANIC IS OUTSIDE AND A MAN APPROACHES HIM
MAN:
Morning
MECHANIC:
Hello mate.
MAN:
There's something wrong with my steering, could you take a quick look?
MECHANIC:
Sure, bring it round, I'll take a gander.
FADE
2. EXT GARAGE AGAIN. THE MECHANIC IS STANDING OPEN MOUTHED AS THE MAN COMES INTO VIEW, PUSHING A SHOPPING TROLLEY ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH HIS WIFE AND CHILD INSIDE IT
SHOPPING
1. INT SUPERMARKET. A MAN IS AT THE CHECKOUT WITH A VERY BORED LOOKING YOUNG GIRL SERVING
CHECKOUT GIRL:
Do you want to pay a pound for a bag for life?
MAN:
Go on then.
HE PILES HIS BAG WITH STUFF, LIFTS IT UP AND EVERYTHING FALLS THROUGH THE BOTTOM. HE'S JUST ABOUT TO COMPLAIN TO THE CHECKOUT GIRL WHEN HE DROPS DEAD OF A HEART ATTACK. SHE JUST LOOKS AT HIM WITH DISDAIN AND SPEAKS INTO THE TANNOY
CHECKOUT GIRL:
Cleaner to checkout number 3 please.
