FOX NEWS
JOURNALIST
Hello and welcome to NewsFox where the second ammendment always comes first!
Tonight we'll be interviewing British Prime minister David Cameron
DAVID
Call Me Dave.
JOURNALIST
Are you coming onto me? Cameon you think we've reached the limits of equal opportunity?
DAVID
Yes thank you. I believe that it's time for a new era of muscular liberalsim.
JOURNALIST
I'm sorry you're a gay communist?
DAVID
No what made you think that?
JOURNALIST
Well you're the one fantasising about muscular liberals...fag.
DAVID
No but I believe in England today everyone has an equal opportunity, women can be surgeons, gays can be snipers and midgets with big mouths can be speaker of the House of commons. But some people have a different agenda.
JOURNALIST
Are you talking about the Zionist, vegetarian, creationism conspiracy to teach atheism in our public schools and assassinate Ronald McDonald?
DAVID
No. I'm talking about fanatical men who believe they're part of a special society, that are better than everyone else, grow up away from women and want to rule the country.
JOURNALIST
They do sound dangerous, one question Mr Cameron.?
DAVID
Yes?
JOURNALIST
If you went to Eton why have you got such a downer on it now?
