DAY INT
A LARGE GATHERING AT THE UNITED NATIONS FOUNDATION CONFERENCE CENTRE
DELEGATES FROM EVERY PART OF THE WORLD ARE SAT BEHIND THEIR COUNTRY LABELS
THE HUBBUB DIES DOWN AS THE FIRST SPEAKER WALKS ON STAGE AND COMES TO THE LECTERN
SPEAKER:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
ISRAEL DELEGATE (to neighbor)
He couldn't say shalom, we jews are always overlooked
(neighbor) EGYPT DELEGATE
You think that is bad, not even a 'Aasalaamu Aleikum'
CHINA DELEGATE
We are biggest emerging nation but do we get a 'zao chen' NO! this is intolerable
GERMAN DELEGATE
I am having to agree with you all. We never are asked 'Wie Geht Es Ihnen?'
THE DISCORD RUMBLES LOUDER THROUGHOUT THE CONFERENCE.
THEN SHOES AND BOTTLES OF WATER FLY THROUGH THE AIR AIMED AT THE SPEAKER
WE HEAR SHOUTS OF; infidel, boos teezi, poq gai, leh zaient ima shha.
THE SPEAKER DODGES THE MISSILES AND LOOKS TOTALLY CONFUSED
