Eggs

JOHN CRAVEN
Farmer Piles you've genetically altered your chickens to lay pyramid shaped eggs why?

FARMER PILES
Because I fookin hate chickens

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CHICKENS LAYING EGGS AND SQUAWKING IN PAIN

Pyramid eggs?
That's gonna give you a sore Sphinxter
Wahey!
NewsJack here I come.

And make you walk like an Egyptian

I liked that.

Thanks.

Regards

Skoob.

I like this one. It's short and silly enough that it would work rather well sandwiched between longer sketches.

Hooray I wrote something that doesn't suck

Thanks all

Quote: sootyj @ February 4 2011, 3:05 PM GMT

Hooray I wrote something that doesn't suck

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Sucks eggs?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 4 2011, 2:24 PM GMT

sandwiched

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Mmmm sandwich...

Nice sketch, soots

Nice joke, Freve.

Quote: David Bussell @ February 4 2011, 3:46 PM GMT

Sucks eggs?

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Your nanna liked it....

Quote: sootyj @ February 4 2011, 3:57 PM GMT

You're nanna liked it....

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Secret suckseggs.

Bit of a variation of the 'Ooh-ahh bird' joke. Is the chicken any good at treggonometry? ouch. That's un oeuf from me!

I have only just discovered that I failed to say "yay" to this quickie. Very silly, and very funny. Nice!

Very nice sooty. Like this a lot completely silly.