British Comedy Guide

The world's most immature time traveller 5

THE ANTARCTIC CAPT SCOTT AND HIS INTREPID BAND HUDDLE IN A TENT AROUND A GUTTERING FIRE.

OATES STANDS UP

OATES
"I'm going outside.I may be some time."

SCOTT
"Oates you poor fool there is no hope, no one's out there."

SCENE2
OATES RUNS THROUGH THE ARCTIC TUNDRA HE IS RUNNING TOWARDS A DISTANT FIGURE
HE REACHES THE FIGURE AND STOPS
IT'S A SNOW MAN WITH AN ENORMOUS SNOW COCK

OATES
"Wanker"

SCENE3
THE WORLD'S MOST IMMATURE TIME TRAVELLER (HE IS IN ARCTIC GEA AND COVERED IN SNOW) CROSSES OFF A LIST
"Make a big snow man with a big snow cock"

It was funny but I feel these would work best with the WMITT foiling moments in history with puerile acts, like your Hitler having sweaty underarms (which I also liked). So maybe if the WMITT had built the snowman at the peak of Everest and Hillary/Tenzing appear over the top only to realise they have been beaten to it by someone who just wanted to make the world's highest snowman.

Yes the link is a little tenuos this time

Soory man, this is totally weak. There's no reason WHY the WMITT would build sich a thing, or, more importantly, how it refers back to Scott and Oates. Maybe if he had been having a picnic, or left some rubbish from same behind him, so Oates could see that someone had been there with food? Not sure: can't really see how this works with S&O. WMITT in a snowmobile, disappearing in the distance, maybe?

Doesn't work as it is though, not for me.

This is way too similar to 'dicks with time machines' from robot chicken.

The annoying thing is check the esrlier ones in critique WMITT predates DWTM by about a year.

Bastards

Oh well thanks, I think I prefer the stingiest time traveller anyway

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