THE ANTARCTIC CAPT SCOTT AND HIS INTREPID BAND HUDDLE IN A TENT AROUND A GUTTERING FIRE.
OATES STANDS UP
OATES
"I'm going outside.I may be some time."
SCOTT
"Oates you poor fool there is no hope, no one's out there."
SCENE2
OATES RUNS THROUGH THE ARCTIC TUNDRA HE IS RUNNING TOWARDS A DISTANT FIGURE
HE REACHES THE FIGURE AND STOPS
IT'S A SNOW MAN WITH AN ENORMOUS SNOW COCK
OATES
"Wanker"
SCENE3
THE WORLD'S MOST IMMATURE TIME TRAVELLER (HE IS IN ARCTIC GEA AND COVERED IN SNOW) CROSSES OFF A LIST
"Make a big snow man with a big snow cock"