I think I had a serious point when I started writing this and now I just wander.
JIM AND LIN ARE STANDING OUTSIDE A HUT IN THE AFRICAN BUSH
LIN
Stop moaning Jimmy this is our chance to give a little back.
JIM
We're doing voluntary work, it's supposed to be a holiday.
LIN
How do you see the real Africa sipping cocktails on a sunlounger?
A TOUR GUIDE STEPS OUT OF THE HUT AND HANDS JIM AND LIN MACHETES
LIN
Oh goody are we cutting sugar cane? Eww there's blood on my one.
And where's the sugar cane?
GUIDE POINTS A VILLAGE OVER THE WAY AND MAKES CHOP CHOP GESTURES
JIM
Oh well atleast we're not going to pick melons you could slip a disc.
LIN
But I wanted to work with kids!
WE SEE THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY FERAL CHILD SOLDIERS STARING AT THE VILLAGE, THEY'RE SMOKING HUGE SPLIFFS AND LOOK QUITE DEADLY
LIN
Yay! Come on kids lets go! And Jim no raping we're engaged
JIM
Bah knew I should have gone on the stag in Al Quaeda.