THE GRUMPY EXECUTIONER (ge) AND HIS CHEERFUL AIDE (ca) ARE STANDING BESIDES A WOMAN (W) ON THE GALLOWS SHE IS CLEARLY HEAVY PREGNANT
ca
Well at least it's a lovely day for it, shame there's no windows in here.
w
Just 2 months, 2 months.
ca
Yeh those are the breaks. But well budget cuts all that breakfast porridge isn't going to pay for it's self? Cheerup you're saving the tax payer at least a fiver.
w
You're taking 2 lives today. And one of us is innocent.
ca
Oh I dunno he could have grown upto be the next Hitler or Jeremy Beadle.
w BURSTS INTO TEARS
ge
Enough already you little twerp. This is so unjust, I'm so sorry this is just wrong.
ca
So if you hang a pregnant woman there's going to be quite a mess isn't there? Good thing we put lots of newspapers under the trap door, only fair on the cleaning lady.
w WAILS WITH TEARS
ca
Oh wait that's you doh!
ge SHAKES SAVAGELY ca
ce
I swear one day I will end you, you, you monster.
w
It's ok, leave him, it's not your fault..you're such a sucker!
ca WHIPS A CUSHION OUT FROM UNDER ws DRESS SHE IS CLEARLY NOT PREGNANT
ca
Sucker!
ca TAKES A PICTURE OF GE WITH HIS PHONE
w
What a poof, boo hoo! I can't hang a pregnant woman, fancy one of my tampons girly knickers, you,...eurrggh!
ge PULLS A LEVER DROPPING w THROUGH THE TRAPDOOR
ca
Oh you're no fun.
ge
I hate you so very much.
PRISON GUARDS PUSH IN THE LATEST VICTIM, IT'S A BROMPTON PRAM WITH WE ASSUME A BABY IN IT
ca
Oooh who's been a naughty baby?
Why the blue f**k did I write that?
