SCENE 1 POMPEI
1000S OF ROMANS FLEE FROM THE ASH THAT FALLS FROM THE SKY
THE WORLD'S STINGIEST TIME TRAVELLER STANDS STILL HOLDING OUT A SACK COLLECTING FALLING ASH
SCENE2
THE WORLDS STINGIEST TIME TRAVELLER IS ADDING A SMALL TIN OF TUNA TO A HUGE BOWL OF VOLCANIC ASH
HIS CAT TAKES A SHIT ON HIS LIST, THE TOP OF WHICH READS
"Make own cat food."
This is less funny, Sooty, but I would suggest one change that might make it better. I would have the task "make your own cat litter". The cat food thing doesn't work for me as a) I am a cat lover and don't like to think of there being ash in catfood (although I know this was mentioned in the Simpsons) and b) then the cat taking a shit makes more sense. Everyone knows sand makes the best cat litter, so stands to reason volcanic ash (cooled down of course!) would do the same.
That's what I think, anyway, for what it's worth...
Good suggestion I think I'll edit it, I think I got the idea watching catface I liked the idea he was so mean he even put ash in his catfood.