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Eurovision Song Contest Page 16

Quote: Jennie @ 10th May 2014, 9:34 PM BST

All about Ruth Lorenzo for me.

Don't get me started on Poland.

I've given them my soiled underpants. I wonder how they'll get on with those?

That Holland one is Every Breath You take.

I liked Iceland.

Quote: zooo @ 10th May 2014, 9:58 PM BST

I liked Iceland.

You can get some bargains there but I prefer Lidl.

The Malta entry and the calm after the storm one were both decent songs - but why would you enter them into Eurovision? Cheesy pop only!

I've started using a cheap, escort agency I saw on Benefits street

Quote: Chappers @ 10th May 2014, 10:02 PM BST

You can get some bargains there but I prefer Lidl.

always the class act Chappers

I liked Denmark with Bruno Murs
Shooby doo da wop!

So is the presenter the bloke from Borgen? Or does he just look exactly like him...

I LOVE THE INTERVAL MAN

Hungary for me...but they've all melted into one giant cheesy melt in my mind now.

Quote: roscoff @ 10th May 2014, 9:42 PM BST

I've given them my soiled underpants. I wonder how they'll get on with those?

I'm not sure her technique was as efficient as it could have been. It did give the camera a good shot down her top though.

I don't really understand the tactic - do straight men vote in Eurovision? Maybe they do now.

Quote: sootyj @ 10th May 2014, 10:09 PM BST

I've started using a cheap, escort agency I saw on Benefits street

always the class act Chappers

It's a form of Tourettes.

Quote: Jennie @ 10th May 2014, 10:14 PM BST

I don't really understand the tactic - do straight men vote in Eurovision? Maybe they do now.

Well I am straight(ish) and voted for Hungary - for the song.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 10th May 2014, 10:23 PM BST

And "Every Breath You Take" is "Stand By Me"..

..and Sting had to pay over a fat portion of his royalties for that very fact, to avoid litigation.

Why is this the only online mention of said fact?

I do think Ewan Mcgregor did a good job of co presenting

Quote: Ben @ 10th May 2014, 10:46 PM BST

Why is this the only online mention of said fact?

I agree. I'd never heard that and I can't see any similarity.

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