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You usually get environmentally friendly paper bags for mushrooms.

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Oh I love those papery mushroom bags.

. . and they're always tall, narrow ones not square ones ! :D

Quote: zooo @ January 29 2011, 11:38 PM GMT

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On the bag issue. It's a penny, you at most use 2 a week. That's about a pound per year. Not even worth thinking about.

Hmmm. One of us isn't getting the point here. It might be me, but I don't think so. It's not that it's costing me a pound a year that I'm complaining about.

Of course I did say in the first post that I can be a pedant so if you know anybody selling lives then if you could post a link and I may consider buying one. ;)

Sooty:

I 'll have you know I once went to Glastonbury and drank funny tea and everything. That practically makes me an eco-warrior chum!

Yeh the Romans went to Glastonbury and they killed Druids.

The charge of Panda rapage stands.

But I like Pandas. Sauted in a little red wine jus they're to die for.

I always like the Blue raspberry flavour

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 29 2011, 11:40 PM GMT

You usually get environmentally friendly paper bags for mushrooms.

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Whistling nnocently Becauase mushrooms are 'fun guys'.

Quote: Blenkinsop @ January 29 2011, 3:46 PM GMT

Five times now I've been into a well-known supermarket and I have to report dirty work at the crossroads. You see being a bit of a pedant when the notion takes me, I'm sometimes sad enough to weigh say 2 onions, without a little clear plastic bag to keep them in, and then weigh them again this time in the said bag before attaching the sticky price label.

Each time the cost differential with the bag included has been 1p more!

I'm surprised that this has happened 5 times...in a row? Or 5 times out of a million? The weighing machine does not know what it is weighing, so it should charge you the a tiny amount, far less than a penny, because those bags weigh almost nothing compared to onions.

I thought he was saying there was some button on the till they pressed to signify you had used one?
Probably me misunderstanding.

I like pandas too, but I couldn't rape a whole one.

No, wait.

I usually chop them in half my self.

If you do 2 you get a couple of cooking utensils and a an artistic movements.

2 Pans and a dada.

I have recently swapped the recycling bin and rubbish bins around, made me feel very smug to know that I am recycling more than all my friends amd neighbours.

So, most of the recycling is wine bottles, but hey, I'm recycling lots of them every week.

Quote: dellas @ January 30 2011, 4:38 AM GMT

Whistling nnocently Becauase mushrooms are 'fun guys'.

You are Chapman and I claim my £5

Quote: roscoff @ January 31 2011, 1:15 PM GMT

You are Chapman and I claim my £5 for bum sex

Cheap at twice the price

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