Gonna stick this in the comp this week but wouldn't mind some feedback too.
Ta
Dan
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The Googler in: 'Why Pay Salary'
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INT. OFFICE. PM.
TOM THE MANAGER APPROACHES BOB, WHO IS TAPPING ON HIS KEYBOARD.
TOM
Bob, can you backup the database, import the reports into Access and write a macro so it automatically imports in into an Excel spreadsheet?
BOB
That'll take a while, Tom.
TOM
I checked on Google and it really doesn't look so difficult.
BOB
Tom, everything you ask me to do you check on Google first.
TOM
Google said it takes about five minutes.
BOB (SARCASTIC)
(SARCASTIC) Well, if Google says it must be true! Google this! Google that!
TOM
I'll take that as a 'yes' then.
BOB
Tell me Tom, what's the point paying me so much money for my technical skills?
UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE
BOB
Tom?
MORE SILENCE
TOM
I'll... I'll just go check on Google, shall I?
BOB SIGHS AND STARTS TAPPING ON HIS KEYBOARD AGAIN AS TOM LEAVES
END