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EXT. PARK. A DOG HAS A MAN PINNED DOWN AND IS TRYING TO TAKE OFF HIS TROUSERS TO STICK WHAT APPEARS TO BE A GERBIL UP HIS ANUS. MAN: I said fetch, not felch.

I thought felching was something slighty different to that.

You've misunderstood what felching is. And really, a felching gag? Are you Julian Clary?

Obviously not as knowledgable on felching as you David.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 27 2011, 10:16 AM GMT

Obviously not as knowledgable on felching as you David.

Clearly.

A DEGENERATE PERVERT IS SITTING ON A FILTHY BED.

CHEVY CHASE WALKS IN IN A SHIT DISGUISE

CHEVY
The Reverend Farnsworth was Becky's father, but I wasn't going to hold that against her. If I was going to hold anything against her, it certainly wouldn't be her father.

PERVERT
I said Feltch not Fletch!

SOOTYJ
Thanks goodness no one asked me to sign post this joke!

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