You can get a appreticship in penisal examining and testicular maintaining, i think you can probably guess who will be teaching you, you can learn at the center of excellence for the sexually mad or deprived, of course the key issue here is why i talk so much shite, you know when i eat a dodgy curry, and i have to visit the toilet, that means that shite comes out of both ends, (no i can't shit out of my mouth, although that would be one hell of a party trick)
NOTE TO SELF: don't ramble on about shite for stupid amounts of time, it's not clever or relevant, although there is the occasion where i do say something quite clever and relevant, and i'm like wow, save that comment, use it in the next interlectual conversation.
NOTE TO SELF: don't talk shite in your note to self's it only confuses matters.
Cheers Lewis you have put me in mind of a whole new career. Now I must make that appointment with the carrers officer.
GOD robyn!!