I think I posted this on 4laughs and got nothing. So lets try this, I've been messing with the ending but I not sure if it works so DO shout at me if it's wrong.
SCENE. EXT. STREET. DAY.
A celeb is looking very upset and angry at a man on the street.
CELEB:
No this can't be happening, this cannot be happening!
PRESENTER:
Well you better believe it, because you’re on “celebrity wind up!”
Cameras come running towards the celeb
CELEB:
Oh my god! You got me!
PRESENTER:
That's right the new reality stitch up show from channel 5 caught you out!
CELEB:
(Face dropping) Really? Channel 5? Oh! That reminds me I have to go wash my... legs... bye!
The celeb runs away.
FADING OUT
PRESENTER:
(Looking into the camera) Third time that's happened today! (To the cameramen) Just say we're the “Nazi Lovers Network”.
CUT TO: Celeb running around a corner
CELEB:
(Panting) Oh thank god for that… at least it’ll never be seen.
END.