A white van comes hurtling down a main road. It has loud Heavy metal music coming from the open window and is been driven aggressively.
CUT TO: DRIVER SHOUTING
"Get out the way Wanker!"
He shakes he wrist and presses the Horn
"Oh come on come on you slow bastards"
He presses the horn again.
CUT TO: STREET AGAIN
Traffic is slowing and the van is at the back of the queue. It blocks a junction stopping anyone from getting in front of it.
CUT TO: INSIDE VAN
The driver leans to the glove box and takes something unseen out. A wrapper can be hard to be undone. There is an audible click and the driver changes radio station to classical music before placing something in to his mouth.
CUT TO: STREET AGAIN
As traffic begins to move the van stays stationary letting other vehicles move out into the queue of traffic.
CUT TO:
Close up of driver through windscreen chomping, smiling and waving traffic through.
CUT TO: STREET AGAIN
A piece of silver foil is thrown from the driver's window as the music changes back to Heavy Metal. As traffic moves the van starts to tailgate the vehicle in front, driving aggressively again. The horn starts to sound.
CUT TO: INSIDE VAN
"Come on bastards get moving, Piss off wanker you aint coming in here"
The driver shakes his wrist again
CUT TO: STREET AGAIN
V/O: Have a Break. Have a Kit Kat
and another for you
A Telephone rings in an office
"Hello"
"Hiya boss I'm afarid I can't come in to work today I'm sick"
"Sick? How sick are you?"
"I'm wanking over a dead kitten"
Sorry poor taste but what can you do?
