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Anyone notice that the new squeezable ketchup bottle caps look like a cat's arsehole or is it jus me?

Quote: ajp29 @ June 3, 2007, 1:13 AM

Anyone notice that the new squeezable ketchup bottle caps look like a cat's arsehole or is it jus me?

No - it's you that looks like a cat's areshole.

My arse looks like cats arse hoooooooole, come and look.

Quote: David Chapman @ June 3, 2007, 2:02 AM

No - it's you that looks like a cat's areshole.

I do talk alot of shit

I just inspected my cats arse hoooole & to be fair it really is quite nice!

A very strange yet pleasant experience.

A cat's arse looks like a sausage roll. Or the other way 'round...

Apparently the bloke who invented the Cats Eye in the road was inspired when he caught a cat looking at him in his headlights.

Someone said if the cat had been facing the other way he'd have invented the pencil sharpener.

Or the ketchup lid or the sausage roll. Actually if the cat was the otherway round wouldn't he have killed it and not invented anything.

He might have had a shiny arsehole.

I hate the way pooh sticks to the fur around a kittens bum. I have a grey baby on my lap now & it stinks. So do the tops of my legs now. I want it off but it wont move. Maybe it is stuck now. Poo! Very cute but whiffy. Anyone want a grey burmese cross. He looks like a real burmese. Blue eyes and a shitty bum.

Quote: charley rance @ June 4, 2007, 2:12 PM

I hate the way pooh sticks to the fur around a kittens bum.

You shouldn't ram cuddly toys up your pussy.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
So thats where I am going wrong then David. Damn. Laughing out loud

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