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Leggins- For The Masses, Not the Masses Babes... Page 2

Thanks for reading it everyone.

I realise that I still have a lot to learn with regards to writing and it's good to hear what you think. I didn't write it with the intention of using the whole article for a routine, it would drone on and become boring. If I decide to use any of it in a routine, there would only be one or maybe two parts that I would use.

As a written piece though, I am definitely going to go back to it and move on from the first draft. My first piece of editing will be changing the first leggins for leggings!

I really do appreciate what you have all said- it's good to have people I don't know read it rather than just my friends!

I'd like to post some other stuff that I've written, but it's not in a routine format but it is something which I may pick some parts to use. Is it ok to post in Critique or is it just for routine/sketch/script based stuff? Sorry to be so obviously new to the forum!

Like a toilet people stick all sorts of shit in there

Doesn't always flush though...

It's an old one but....

Why are leggings called mumblers/

You can see the lips move but you can't hear what they are saying.

PLEASE fix this:

"husband's, father's, pervy uncle's"

Throughout the article you have pluranised with an apostrophe. This is not correct.

Also as a fat girl who is a big fan of leggings, I saw screw you; I can show off my hoof to whomever I like.

I don't understand what you mean Nat (I'm being dumb, I'm sure), can you give me an example so that I can correct it?

Also as a fat girl who is a big fan of leggings, I saw screw you; I can show off my hoof to whomever I like.

Laughing out loud

The plural or father is fathers. Father's means belonging to a father.

Right, understood. Thanks.

Good stuffs :)

Eff off and get your own leg wear. Steve Cram, never again will I take your name in vain, please, return to our husband's, father's, pervy uncle's and boyfriend's wardrobes, all is forgiven!

That's the only ones I could see. I thought they needed the apostrophe because the wardrobe belongs to them? But, I did also mean for 'fathers, husbands etc' to be pluralised.

OOp my mistake. There was one earlier on actually I spotted.

Those ones should be:

"husbands', fathers', pervy uncles' and boyfriend's wardrobes"

As it's pluralised ownership :)

Ok, cool, I'll have another read through. Thanks :)

Hmm I can't find the other one now. Maybe I made it up. I did find this though: "(Men's leggins)". Same rule as before with pluralised ownership. Apastrophe comes after the word.

I've just tidied it up on the blog. To be honest, I am disappointed in my friends for not pointing these mistakes out beforehand, one of them is an English teacher too!

Shame on them!

Leggins are defined in the Oxford Dictionary as 'a close material that covers a woman's legs'.

Funnily enough the same description could be applied to my ex.

In this article, I will provide a comprehensive user's guide to jeggins. Pay attention it could save your social life.

But this doesn't celebrate the wonder of the legging. When else can you wear something so tight and clingy (my ex again) in normal society? Leggins cling to every contour of a woman's leg(like a stylish golden retriever..did you think I was going to say my ex? You must have met him) The leggin had one purpose to celebrate a woman's physique (unfortunately sometimes men's- as well) by proferring the glorious pins to an undeserving world

But if I say leggings what do you? Black, well apart from being racist you're wrong. They are so much more; patterned leggins, wet look leggins, the controversial jeggin, the Keith Jeggin (neither of which are leggings and both of which are wrong)

As a leggins enthusiast, a legsbian you might say I've taken them into my wardrobe like Katy Price taking back Peter Andre. My collection is 3 pairs of basics; for day and at night, a 'wet look' pair strictly for nights (preferably wet ones), and a rather risque studded black pair for the gimp with great pins look, which I am considering...

Hope you don't mind I had a go at adding some jokes and removing some words.

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