Job puns Page 7

I got a job as an attendant on the London Eye. At first I thought I was on the way up but before I knew it I was back at the bottom again. They had me going round in circles dammit!

I had a job as a tailor. The first day I was told to button it, then I was stitched up, I complained I was told to zip, then I made a coat with no sleeves and got told it was a waist coat, I finally lost my job when I was asked to make a 3 piece suit.

I'd been taking e and made the customer 2 chairs and a sofa.

I had a job at the Launderette, I was totally washed out by the end of the day,
I was spun out and left hanging around for hours, very draining.

Quote: Juan Kerr @ February 1 2011, 9:12 PM GMT

Once worked at the sperm bank ..

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I hated my job at the sewage farm - we were up to our necks in it..

I was a hangman. But they never showed the ropes, couldn't get the hang of it and thennmy boss got the drop on me,

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 21 2011, 9:12 PM GMT

The Payroll Department are out to get us.
Watch your BACS.

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I started off as an balloonist, but I really just had my head in the clouds..

So I got a job on the Space Shuttle - and it brought me right back down to Earth, I can tell you..

Then I tried my hand at Quantum Physics, trying to find a way to agglutinise matter from basic energy .. but I didn't stick it for long..

Then there was the job at the plutonium factory, but I still couldn't handle it.

So.. I'm currently struggling with submarine technology - it's very hard to fathom.

I worked in a butchers but got the chop -the manager did'nt mince his words.Then I worked in a bakery and won the lottery so I quit cos I did'nt knead the dough.

I worked in a butchers but got the chop -the manager did'nt mince his words.Then I worked in a bakery and won the lottery so I quit cos I did'nt knead the dough.