Job puns Page 6

I also got a job as an accountant at a ladies school for deportment.

But, I couldn't balance the books.

I used to have my head in the clouds.. but I got a job on the Space Shuttle and it brought me right back down to Earth..

Then I got a job as an Arctic Surveyor, but I couldn't warm to it.

So I tried my hand at Quantum Mechanics, trying to find a way to agglutinise matter from basic energy .. but I couldn't stick it..

Then there was the job as a Nuclear Technician at the plutonium factory, but I couldn't handle it.

So I tried studying submarine technology, but I couldn't fathom it.

Then there was the tropical disease lab, but I got sick of it..

.. and I didn't enjoy working at the sewage farm.. we were up to our necks in it..

So I got a job in Brazil doing jungle clearance, but I couldn't hack it..

And laying roads in Manchester was way too hardcore..

But I've finally got a job as Press Officer with the Bicycle Repairmen's Union.. well.. they did need a spokesperson..

Got a job crushing fizzy drink cans but I'm thinking of packing it in, it's soda pressing!

I work at a record breaking chip shop, I'd find another job but I have bigger fish to fry.

I thought of being a Tailor but the pay seamed small.

I was offered a job putting on balaclavas back to front. I turned it down, I would have needed to have eyes on the back of my head.

I got a job as a coffee taster... it wasn't my cup of tea.

I had a job as a Journalist at the News of the World, but I just couldn't hack it.

Quote: 404 Not Found @ August 29 2011, 9:30 PM BST

I had a job as a Journalist at the News of the World, but I just couldn't hack it.

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Wahey

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ August 29 2011, 9:26 PM BST

I was offered a job putting on balaclavas back to front. I turned it down, I would have needed to have eyes on the back of my head.

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I applied for a job at Cathedral Cheddar but got cheesed off waiting for a reply.

I couldn't believe it when I was offered a job as a human cricket ball. You could have knocked me for six.

I gave Little John a new stick, but now he's overstaffed

I tried a job as a cloakroom attendant but I had to may hang-ups.

(Sorry I'll get my coat)

Quote: 404 Not Found @ August 29 2011, 9:37 PM BST

I tried a job as a cloakroom attendant but I had too many hang-ups.

(Sorry I'll get my coat)

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Sorry I'll get your Coat Shurely

I had a job working in Formula One, it was the pits.

I wanted a job as a pilot but couldn't take the pressure....and don't call me Shirley.