Georgetastic
Thursday 27th January 2011 5:56pm
Belfast
17 posts
I used to restore German Military equipment but I was given das boot.
I used to wax body hair but I couldn't stand the owers.
I used to review nuclear warheads but they fired me. I think it was an unfair dissed missile.
I tried to apply for a job with Gillian McKeith but I couldn't pass the exams.
I got sacked from the bowling alley for lieing between the lanes reading heat magazine. Hey, we're all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.
My current job is painting hazard signs but I'm on my final warning.
I'd like to be a worker for the wine and cheese shop. They get better overtime.