This might be a bit cruel. Also you'd have to have a fairly good knowledge of the movie 'My Left Foot' to get it. So, too cruel? Too esoteric? Just crap?
Show CRISPY BROWN, a boy with on the ground struggling, he only moves his left foot.
V/O
This year, watch a boy face a struggle.
CRISPY'S SISTER
Dad would you not at least pick him up off the ground.
Pan back to show DAD sitting in a chair right next to CRISPY.
V/O
That he can't possibly overcome.
CUT TO:
CRISPY outside with some other boys.
BOY #1
Let Crispy take it.
V/O
But watching him try.
CRISPY struggles to grasp a tennis racket with his foot. A tennis ball hits him in the head.
BOY #2
Nah, he can't serve.
V/O
Will be the funniest ride of your life.
CUT TO:
CRISPY on the ground. He has a piece of chalk in his left foot.
V/O
Crispy Brown in....'My Foot Work Fine But The Rest of Me Don't'
DAD
Tell the eejit to get up off the floor.
CRISPY'S SISTER
Da', he's writin' somethin'
MAM
Go on Crispy, make your mark.
We see the shocked faces of the family as CRISPY writes. The camera shows that he has written 'MOTHER'. As it zooms out we see he has actually written 'SMOTHER ME' and he is gesticulating/gyrating his body towards a cloth on the ground beside him.