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'Twas the night before new years
Whilst riding a train
10 minutes from London
When I felt a pain
And from my intestines,
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my chair,
To deal with the matter...
But no toilet was vacant
I started to I panic
And the feeling inside me
Grew increasingly manic
But the train started slowing
Approaching Kings Cross
But my gullet was heaving
I had to get off
I jumped down to the platform
A hurry to leave
Then I hid past a corner
And started to heave
As I drew in my head,
and was turning around,
the contents of breakfast,
came to the ground.
I barfed and I chundered
And longed for my bed
Whilst visions of antacids
Danced through my head
Then a man on the platform
In a big orange coat
Started walking towards me
I sobbed from my throat
He had a broad face
and a little round belly,
That bounced when he walked,
like James Corden off telly
"I'm going to get shouted at"
I bawled and I cried
With a breath reminiscent
Of something which died
But I heard him exclaim,
'ere we ran out of sight,
"Come back here and clean this,
you miserable shite!"
Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 10 2011, 2:12 PM GMTA stand up style poem to be performed at a spoken word night. Don't need help with rhyme or meter (some of the 1st and 3rd lines do only scan right though if you say a couple of two syllable words as one, which I will be doing in performance), but would like feedback on overall and whether stanzas are in the right order/should be there at all.
Also, this is a true story, so please feel my pain.
The Night Before New Years
'Twas the night before new years
Whilst riding a train
10 minutes from London
When I felt a painI was feeling all funny
From great lack of sleep
And also far from helping
Was the carriage's heatAnd so like a drunk baby
I swayed from my seat
Like a creature first learning
to move on its feetBut no toilet was vacant
I drooped and I cried
And the feeling inside me
Like all hope had diedWith a sweat on my forehead
Like Athletes on telly
While my stomach convulse'd
Like a bowl full of jellyBut the train started slowing
We were at Kings Cross
But my gullet was heaving
I had to get offI jumped down to the platform
A hurry to leave
Then I rounded a corner
And started to heaveI barfed and I chundered
And longed for my bed
Whilst visions of antacids
Danced through my headThen a man on the platform
In an orange coat
Started walking towards me
I sobbed from my throat"I'm going to get shouted at"
I cried and I bawled
No, You're just being stupid
My boyfriend enthralledThat's a thing from my bucket list,
That I can now tick
I'm one of those people who
Is publicly sick.