We can take a little criticism as long as it is 100% right. If there is a slight chance you are wrong then then its, dead time for you men I am afraid.
Odd..Mannerisms..or sayings! Page 3
According to every woman I've ever known... I'm never 100% right!
There you go then Darren. In a nutshell Hun.
I guess this belongs here... I was thinking about things people say and what they mean. We could get a list together, start an email and get it all round the world (I've often wondered how they start). Obviously it will need the obligatory "Send this now to ten friends and you will be blessed by [your deity of choice]"
Here's three to kick off with.
The words "I'm not a racist" are invariably followed by "but".
Someone starting a sentence with "I'm not beng funny..." is always 100% correct.
When people say "With all due respect" they mean "without any respect whatsoever".
Any more, folks?
"I promise not to tell" usually means wait till I tell so & so.
"I dont mean to pry" I am a nosey bugger.
"Can i borrow you for a minute" You are now busy for the next 8 hours.
"I have a headache" Fer *cough*.
"I dont want to get into trouble" But I am doing it anyway.
"I hate to inform you" Your wrong I am right na na na na na.
Quote: charley rance @ May 30, 2007, 2:29 PM
My friend's annoying habit is to talk constantly about bollox. Not A pair of. (that would be interesting)
Eg. I went to Tesco at 11.04 this morning. I could not decide what to get for dinner. I was going to do a shepherds pie, but thought, no I have to work later & I cant be arsed. Up and down the aisle I went. I was getting bored and I needed a coffee so I decided in the end I would buy some gammon steaks. I wont eat it though. I dont like pork. Well I eat bacon but....., anyway I will probably just grab a sandwhich. Cheese maybe or Ham."I thought you only eat bacon from a pig"
"Yes I do"
Great eh. That convo happened at 12.43pm today.
he sounds like what I do, crazy.
Heres my favourite sayings,
1) (when answering phone) What up, holmes?
2) Eat my shorts! (when answering back to old people)
3) Proper bastard
4) Swish
5) (big issue!) How big is it, in milli-metres mind?
6) when you think about it, dwarfs are just like real life hobbits...
Quote: Badge @ May 31, 2007, 9:36 PMWhen people say "With all due respect" they mean "without any respect whatsoever".
"I'm right. You're wrong. Now shut up and listen, you idiotic c**t."
Quote: Aaron @ June 1, 2007, 2:20 AM"I'm right. You're wrong. Now shut up and listen, you idiotic c**t."
That was so funny because so unexpected from you Aaron. I am shocked yet highly highly amused.
I love you Badge! 
Quote: Aaron @ June 1, 2007, 2:20 AM"I'm right. You're wrong. Now shut up and listen, you idiotic c**t."
Cont. from other thread...you ARE angry Aaron! 
I just can't cope!
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