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You've got a good attitude Darren. Keep learning, keep writing, and get on stage 
Also, read this thread I started a few months ago- there's some great advice in there from others.
Quote: Darren Taylor @ January 6 2011, 10:04 PM GMTOr you women who stand to yourself and look at your lady humps. And then when your hands reach your arse you always give it that little slap...
...for being so fat and lardy and making you look like you've got two cats fighting to get out of a sack when you're walking (down to MaCdonalds - optional).