INT: TWO MEN SIT IN A PUB
JEFF: Jack I need to talk to you...
JACK; Ha, that's what the missus always says, had to bloody buy some ear plugs didn't I!
JEFF: No, I'm serious Jeff, I have problems
JACK: Oh tell me about it, I just lost a fiver on the fruitee! That's the kid's footie subs gone. He's shit anyway though, doesn't play enough.
JEFF: No... Jack, I'm having these dark thoughts. I tried to hang myself last night but the rope snapped.
JACK: What happened, the bloody ball and chain weight you down, eh?! Haha
JEFF (Tearing up) why won't you listen to me?! (Cries)
JACK: Is something wrong mate?
NEIL WALKS OVER
Neil: Bloody hell, who got relegated?!
