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Happy New Year, fuckers

Happy New Year and a big kiss on the lips to everyone - especially the boys. x

Thought you'd be busy tonight.

Happy New Year!

Hello 2011.

Can someone come round and take down all my Christmas decorations for me?

I called last year 'two thousand and ten'.
But I'm liking 'twenty eleven' for this year.

Happy New Year Lee! Happy New Year Zoo!

*raises glass*

It's alright it's an automatic.

hny

I just had a really painful, watery shit.

I don't know about you guys, but I don't like this 2011 thing one bit.

Happy New Year, everybody! Wow, 2011, eh! When I was a kid this is just how I imagined the futuristic-sounding "2011" to be, only more dull and tedious, and with fewer flying cars.

Let's hope for a more peaceful, less hate-filled world in 2011. Let's pray for fewer pointless wars, greater justice for the oppressed and disenfranchised. And let our leaders show compassion, restraint and find the political will to finally take serious action on climate change and protecting this small, suffering planet we all must call 'home'.

But, most importantly, let us hope for a year where I get a broadcast sitcom pilot followed by a full series commission...

For our children. And our children's children (who are our grandchildren).

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 1 2011, 8:51 AM GMT

Let's hope for a more peaceful, less hate-filled world in 2011. Let's pray for fewer pointless wars, greater justice for the oppressed and disenfranchised. And let our leaders show compassion, restraint and find the political will to finally take serious action on climate change and protecting this small, suffering planet we all must call 'home'.

You had me until the climate change part. Sadly, I'm fairly certain that the next few years will bring plenty of wars, one of which is likely to take place less than 150 miles from my home. Mexico is a deadlier place than Afghanistan and things are likely to get worse. It's only a matter of time until American troops get involved in the fight. Last night's conversation with a Mexican neighbor who fled a few months ago only strengthened my belief that conflict is inevitable.

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2010/12/28/next_years_wars?page=full

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Why don't you and your neighbours start randomly firing over the border?

You'll probably hit a bid 'un eventually.

Happy new year Godot.

Happy new decade monkey f**kers

Quote: sootyj @ January 1 2011, 11:45 AM GMT

Why don't you and your neighbours start randomly firing over the border?

It's the other way around: gunfire from Mexico routinely crosses the border.

Sounds like a causus belli

Of course NAFTA could permit reciprocal trade between the US and Mexico...

It would cost a little in the short term, but it would save you having a civil war on your southern border.

Quote: sootyj @ January 1 2011, 12:13 PM GMT

Of course NAFTA could permit reciprocal trade between the US and Mexico...

It would cost a little in the short term, but it would save you having a civil war on your southern border.

NAFTA has been in effect for decades and I'm fairly certain that war of some sort is in the future for Mexico.

Yup NAFTA is much of the problem.

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