British Comedy Guide

"Longest Ever Thread" Page 9

G is for Gangereen G string.

H is for Hairy Humping Hamsters

I is for Idiot (so we can move on)

J is for jam-like jism

K is for Kind Koncealed Kiddy-fiddler

L is for Leeaaatthhheeerr!!!!!!!!!!!

M is for Minge Meat.

N is for necrophiliac nigger

;)

Oh is for Oh F**k!

P is for Plucking Pubies

Q is for quaint quivering queer

R is for Rrrrrrrrrrr Kelly. our pAedophile pirate

S is for Scots sexing sheep ('cos apparently they originally did it, not the Welsh).

'T' is for 'Twatty Twattity Twat'

I know, I know... it's very similar to 'F**ky F**kity F**k' but I'm currently starved of inspiration!

T could also be for tight throbbing twitching twat.

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